You said what?

In the UK Community Midwives and later Health Visitors visit new mothers to make sure you and the baby are developing normally. They will give you a list of symptoms that might indicate your tiny baby is not well. One of these is a bulging Fontanelle .

It is NOT the same as a bulging frenulum. Which is how I described it to the doctor.

Fail.

I think the doctor may still be laughing now.